Tutorial for Weird Freak-out-your-guests Gadgets
Category: Coolest Gadgets, Featured, Unusual Gadgets
It is a proven fact by Swiss psychologists that human souls are tend to be attracted by the things we fear most. (Ok, I admit that such pseudo-science claim is just a common hi-tech Turkish tradition we keep saying in our daily life)
Here is the step by step horror/goth gadget guide to freak out innocent guests (or at least zlorting a dark sarcastic taste for those who are not prepared) and entertain in this short life as much as the hell hounds do in flames.
1) Welcome your guest in front of the garden.
Be sure that you have a Garden Zombie there for the initial effect. Since your neighbors already are not talking to you anymore, you should not let your unique visitor escape. Wearing this Wrist Knife will boost the total atmosphere to a certain degree. Trust me. Keep a Burzum song alive from your open windows at the same time using the skull speakers.
2) In your living room.
Invite your guest with a honest smile to sit to Shocker Electric chair for some resting before the supper. Gothic Dragon Throne is a perfect choice for your place to tell who the master is at this home beforehand.
3) Bloody Supper.
Giving real blood to your guest in a Lord Byron Skull Goblet is not suggested also by several Swiss therapists. Use red wine instead. See these perfect antiques cutlery from Germany as well.
4) Shower time and sleeping
Your guest will like never forget this bloody shower for life. Tell that Mr. Alfred Hitchcock visits you time to time to discuss about his latest cinema projects.
North Norwegians says that keeping such a gloomy mirror at home always brings luck and wisdom to the owner in life.
Have a nice full moon day! Ashes to ashes, gadgets to gadgets !
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